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                                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This V-neck tee carries quiet, wry energy — a lightweight, soft shirt that reads like a small, personal joke you wear. The simple hand-drawn graphic and short phrase sit low on the chest, giving the shirt a casual, slightly offbeat vibe. It breathes easy in warm weather and layers cleanly under jackets or cardigans when it cools. Wear it to slow mornings, coffee runs, low-key meetups, or days when you want your outfit to say ‘I’m here, but I’m not trying too hard.’ The slim retail fit and crisp V-neck create a modern silhouette that complements relaxed denim or tapered joggers. Ethically made and finished with a tear-away label, this tee blends comfortable everyday wear with a small, personal touch of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 100% cotton for smooth, breathable comfort (heathers are cotton\/poly blends)\u003cbr\u003e- Retail slim fit with V-neck for a modern silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Ethically produced (Fair Labor Association\/Wrap certifications) with tear-away label\u003cbr\u003e- Meets flammability standards; made in Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":49458018615525,"sku":"33351503234737838285","price":30.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":49458018648293,"sku":"15533448435921635530","price":30.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49458018681061,"sku":"16956556607360359347","price":30.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":49458018713829,"sku":"17350672524306733356","price":30.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":49458018746597,"sku":"88241940497482353774","price":30.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":49458018779365,"sku":"15238495109000229549","price":30.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49458018812133,"sku":"32170240953719303550","price":30.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":49458018844901,"sku":"29689869313285729511","price":30.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":49458018877669,"sku":"18918584361298990326","price":30.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49458018910437,"sku":"29179854674040111184","price":30.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49458018943205,"sku":"74305560958768275566","price":30.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":49458018975973,"sku":"22708641508688338807","price":30.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49458019008741,"sku":"19410313430567069436","price":30.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49458019041509,"sku":"25278996627293343414","price":34.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":49458019074277,"sku":"14182286332733134041","price":34.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49458019107045,"sku":"16964176367658467226","price":34.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/1790\/6149\/files\/11684081875540933342_2048.jpg?v=1780159741","url":"https:\/\/whats-it-say-tees.myshopify.com\/products\/whats-it-say-tees-i-cant-so-i-wont-cat-v-neck-tee","provider":"What's It Say Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}