What's It Say Tees-I Cannot Believe I Forgot to Have Children Tee — Funny Retro Pop Art Graphic T-Shirt
XS / Black
$26.73
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Soft, breathable cotton with a vintage-comic print—this tee carries a quietly dark sense of humor. The artwork shows a serene, retro-style portrait with a speech bubble reading, “I cannot believe I forgot to have children,” giving the shirt a deadpan, tongue-in-cheek edge. Lightweight and easy to layer, the fitted crew neck and side seams keep the silhouette neat while the tear-away label and stretch ribbed collar make it comfortable for long wear. Wear it to spark wry conversation at coffee shops, indie shows, or casual meetups; it settles into everyday life for people who prefer ironic, low-key statements over flashy branding.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Side seams and retail fit for a neat, stable silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and shape retention
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, detailed artwork on front and sleeves
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with blended color options per fabric composition
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
What's It Say Tees-I Cannot Believe I Forgot to Have Children Tee — Funny Retro Pop Art Graphic T-Shirt
$26.73
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Side seams and retail fit for a neat, stable silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and shape retention
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, detailed artwork on front and sleeves
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with blended color options per fabric composition
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean